DEFENDER OF THE EARTH

by FUGUOSSS

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All of my songs are just expressions of insanity.

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released September 15, 2016

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FUGUOSSS Boston, Massachusetts

With only three days left to live, Markus P. Fuguosss Jr. recorded 7,000 songs. His son, Fuguosss the Swift, rerecorded those songs 10,000 years later in HHHDDD quality. By wearing cereal boxes on his hands, Fuguosss the Swift could see through time, but he died in the year Qube. All that is left of his brain is a burning bush named Nancy and a taco. They live together with a shoe and three socks. ... more

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Track Name: TAKE BACK THE GOVERNMENT!!!
DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS FROM THE FUTURE? ABRAHAM LINCOLN? YOU'RE SCHEDULED TO DIE!
Track Name: ALLIGATOR MAN
In the morning, I turn into your fear. In the morning, I swim down the river. Hunger is a naughty slave to mortality. Jump out of your skin and eat the Christmas lights for extra presents.
Track Name: Animal Control!!!!!!!
Crown the beast, feast upon his heart, rule over his subjects with a hand made of woodchips, plant a garden, live a normal life, become one with three other people, and rinse and repeat for complete satisfaction. There is a bear in my front yard. I don't know what he is doing there, but it is kind of freaking me out! The bear does not look very happy either. Could it be Monday?
Track Name: DEOS
DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS DEOS
Track Name: CALL OF THE MEAT!
WHAT'S THAT I HEAR OUT THERE?
FAR IN THE DISTANCE?
FURTHER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER HEARD?
BUT I CAN STILL HEAR IT!
IT CALLS TO ME!
LIKE A TRAIN WHISTLE COMING NEARER!
IT CALLS TO ME!
AND I CANNOT!
I CANNOT TUNE IT OUT!
IT GETS IN MY HEAD, AND I DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER LEAVE!
NOT UNTIL I HEED IT'S NAME!
NOT UNTIL I GIVE INTO THE POWER!
THE POWER!
THE POWER OF!
THE POWER OF THE MEAT!
IT'S THE CALL OF THE MEAT!

GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SOLOOOOOOOOOOO
MEAAAAAAAAAT SOLOOOOOOOO
GUITARRRRRRRRR SOLO
MEATTTTTT
SCREAMING
MORE MEATTTT
SCREAMING SOLO
Track Name: DOOM JAGUAR
Space Hitler
Doom
Jaguar

STEP BACK!

DOOOOOOM JAAAAAAGWAAAAAR
Track Name: Death by Zeus!
We played video games together, even though you were a Maytag washing machine.
Track Name: Spider and the Washing Machine!
I'M SO ANGRY!
I'M ANGGGGGGGGGGRY!
BEEP BEEP!
Track Name: The Mountain Cabin
Deep inside the unholy mind!
When you're looking for me!
I think you might find me on the mountain!

BEARS, CLOUDS, LACK OF SANDWICH!

DEEP IN MOUNTAIN CABIN!
DEEP IN MOUNTAIN!
DEEP IN MOUNTAIN CABIN!

TWO SYNTHESIZER SOLOS AT THE SAME TIME!
Track Name: BRAVE THE RAIN
THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN!
HERE COMES THE RAIN!

BRAVE THE RAIN!

YEOOOOOOOOOW!
THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN!
IT'S COMING DOWN!

BOMB THE DOGS!

YOU BETTER BRAVE IT!

Thai food is truly the bane of us all. When we need it, we find ourselves drenched in the guilt of not having it. That is why I try to always keep an emergency supply in my neon green fanny pack.
Track Name: Dancing Deserts of Death!!!
GET READY FOR THIS!
THIS IS A SONG I DEDICATE TO ALL MY PEOPLE!
GET READY!
I'M GOING TO BRING IT ON FAST AND HARD!
YEAH!
COME ON!

YESTERDAY I WAS A DRAGON!
TODAY I AM SOMETHING NEW!

THE DANCING DESERTS OF DEATH AREEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HORN SCREAMS
OTHER HORN SCREAMS
LOTS OF DRUMS AND HORNS SCREAMING

ROOSTER LETS YOU KNOW IT IS MORNING!

I AM THE DANCING DESERTS OF DEATH!
Track Name: Canned Meat!
Cannnnnnnnnnnned MEAT!
You tell me that you don't like that juicy canned meat!
Juicy canned meat!
You tell me you don't like that juicy canned meat!
Juiciness is so sweet!
Canned meat!
So you want to tell me that you want that canned meat!
That's a $1.99!
Big is $2.49!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Meat!
Tell me you don't want that canned meat!
It's so sweet!
Canned meat!
I'll give it to my feet!
Canned meat!
Track Name: Alone with Jeffrey
We are here today to worship Jeffrey and his family!
One last time in his house alone, we all died!
Alone with Jeffrey, we made love together!
Alone with Jeffrey, we looked at each other and said!
How much we loved each other!
It's so much!
Ha ha ha!
I love you Jeffrey!
I'll never be able to let you go!
You're in my life forever now!
A caged animal for me to play with!
Ha ha ha he hu ho ha!
Alone with Jeffrey!
Alone with Jeffrey!
Alone with Jeffrey!

BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING
Track Name: I Am the Gooblah!
LOTS OF SCREAMING!

BEN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!?

GOOBLAH!
Track Name: TIIIY
GREEK MYTHOLOGY RULES! I WILL STAB YOU!
Track Name: My Tennis Shoes
Is this the place where I can tell you I'll pay anything for a new pair of shoes?

SNOW YETI IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG
Track Name: VIETNAM!!!!!!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!