With only three days left to live, Markus P. Fuguosss Jr. recorded 7,000 songs. His son, Fuguosss the Swift, rerecorded those songs 10,000 years later in HHHDDD quality. By wearing cereal boxes on his hands, Fuguosss the Swift could see through time, but he died in the year Qube. All that is left of his brain is a burning bush named Nancy and a taco. They live together with a shoe and three socks. ... more