Canned Meat!

from DEFENDER OF THE EARTH by FUGUOSSS

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When I was on a plane once, I had some canned meat. I was trying to make a sandwich, but the meat got on my feet due to turbulence. I hallucinated, and this song popped right out of my eyeballs. Screaming through the air, the newborn tune strangled a crying child. Sometimes life gives you lemonade and gives someone else lemon rinds. That is what I told the child's caretaker at least who, believe it or not, was a porterhouse steak. Later on that flight, I ate plenty of canned meat, even the bone, washing it all down with some lemonade made with real sugar and not high fructose corn syrup. I had murdered that man and his weak son, and they had tasted delicious. Therefore, I am giving this song 10 out of 5 stars.

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Cannnnnnnnnnnned MEAT!
You tell me that you don't like that juicy canned meat!
Juicy canned meat!
You tell me you don't like that juicy canned meat!
Juiciness is so sweet!
Canned meat!
So you want to tell me that you want that canned meat!
That's a $1.99!
Big is $2.49!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Canned meat!
Meat!
Tell me you don't want that canned meat!
It's so sweet!
Canned meat!
I'll give it to my feet!
Canned meat!

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from DEFENDER OF THE EARTH, released September 15, 2016
WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT WITH A SIDE OF MURDER?

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FUGUOSSS Boston, Massachusetts

With only three days left to live, Markus P. Fuguosss Jr. recorded 7,000 songs. His son, Fuguosss the Swift, rerecorded those songs 10,000 years later in HHHDDD quality. By wearing cereal boxes on his hands, Fuguosss the Swift could see through time, but he died in the year Qube. All that is left of his brain is a burning bush named Nancy and a taco. They live together with a shoe and three socks. ... more

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